Jack peed on me! Three times!!
That’s right, I just told on him.
I have to say, one of the times he peed on me I couldn’t do anything about it. I was trying to get him into his bath and he would not sit down. Straight as a board, Jack peed directly on my stomach. I couldn’t let go of him or move away, so I did what any self-sacrificial parent would do. I let him.
Give that mom a Klondike bar!